I only drink for medical reasons.
No joke. I'm currently dealing with some bizarre neurological symptoms ( most of which seem to be false alarms, fortunately ). The neurologist that I am seeing asked if certain symptoms were increased by drinking. I had to tell him that I didn't know. He said get drunk so that you do know, and then tell me. It is apparently a standard diagnostic tool when distinguishing between the causes of certain types of headaches.
As a side note, I'm not opposed to drinking on any moral or religious grounds. I just don't like the 'down' effects of other neural depressants that I have taken for medical reasons, such as muscle relaxants, cold medicine, and morphine. I felt like a zombie on morphine. I hated it.
I don't like the taste of alcohol either. To me, wine tastes like spoiled grape juice. I remember once taking a sip of an allegedly fine wine that my wife was buying at 65 USD per glass. I would have thrown it out, just on the taste alone. My wife tells me that I'm a philistine. I counter that my judgement can't be too bad: after all, I chose her.
Anyway, after more than half a century of sobriety, it was time for me to get drunk. My long suffering wife, in a charitable attempt to make it palatable, fixed something called a 'mudslide' for me. It is essentially a chocolate milkshake with booze added. I drank it over the course of half an hour. I was not falling-down drunk, but I did have to take care when walking past furniture, for a I had a tendency to bump into it if I did not consciously make an effort to avoid it.
As readers of my past posts may have observed, I am keenly interested in how we think when playing go. Being drunk was an opportunity not to be missed. In the name of science, I logged on to KGS. My primary account had not been used for several months, due to the aforementioned medical isues. It had floated to 4D[?]. I figured that it was time to bring it back in line.
The game below is about 3 ounces of ethanol in a 230 pound person.
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pwned [?]: hello
Bilapidate [4d?]: GG
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Bilapidate [4d?]: Thanks
Bilapidate [4d?]: What is your usual rating?
])
(;B[qg]BL[111.361]))
(;B[pm]BL[283.897]))
As any philosopher of science can tell you, for an experiment to have any validity, it must be repeatable. Another mudslide was sacrificed for science. The results were equally dismal:
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Bilapidate [4d?]: Nice game
hai: thx
Bilapidate [4d?]: Tnx
])
(;W[lf]WL[30]OW[5]))
In the end, I'd still choose my wife, even if she did ruin two perfectly good chocolate milkshakes.
