Little Group with One Eye
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:26 am
The following go song was written by my girlfriend, Gineke.
It is sung to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie".
A long long time ago...
I can still remember
how the opening would go so well.
And I knew if I just hung in
that I could grab a major win
and, maybe, get promoted, who can tell?
But the mid-game made me shiver
with every hand that I delivered
Then he caught a core stone
I couldn't play one more stone
I can't remember what I thought
when I saw my group was one eye short
as it lay sadly on the board
the day my stones all died
So bye-bye little group with one eye
Tried to make an eye in sente
but he wouldn't reply
Then I saw it was gote 'cause two points were miai
and I thought "this will be the point where I die"
"this will be the point where I die"
Do you like your fuseki
and do you have faith in josekis
if Ishida tells you so?
Do you believe in tsume-go
can practice save your groups in go
and can you teach me not to play so slow?
'cause I know you study life & death
when I saw you make my eye shape bad
You just plugged in your stones
Oh it shook me to my bones
I was a lonely drunken lower dan
with a lousy rating and an old goban
but I knew my game was truly gone
the day my stones all died
I started singing
bye-bye little group with one eye
Tried to make an eye in sente
but he wouldn't reply
Then I saw it was gote 'cause two points were miai
and I thought "this will be the point where I die"
"this will be the point where I die"
It is sung to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie".
A long long time ago...
I can still remember
how the opening would go so well.
And I knew if I just hung in
that I could grab a major win
and, maybe, get promoted, who can tell?
But the mid-game made me shiver
with every hand that I delivered
Then he caught a core stone
I couldn't play one more stone
I can't remember what I thought
when I saw my group was one eye short
as it lay sadly on the board
the day my stones all died
So bye-bye little group with one eye
Tried to make an eye in sente
but he wouldn't reply
Then I saw it was gote 'cause two points were miai
and I thought "this will be the point where I die"
"this will be the point where I die"
Do you like your fuseki
and do you have faith in josekis
if Ishida tells you so?
Do you believe in tsume-go
can practice save your groups in go
and can you teach me not to play so slow?
'cause I know you study life & death
when I saw you make my eye shape bad
You just plugged in your stones
Oh it shook me to my bones
I was a lonely drunken lower dan
with a lousy rating and an old goban
but I knew my game was truly gone
the day my stones all died
I started singing
bye-bye little group with one eye
Tried to make an eye in sente
but he wouldn't reply
Then I saw it was gote 'cause two points were miai
and I thought "this will be the point where I die"
"this will be the point where I die"