I Tenuki (Humorous)
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:07 am
I was thinking of Go terms, and this one came to my head. So I decided to write a humorous little poem about the tenuki. It's actually a bad habit I've developed. I tenuki at all the wrong times. I've lost several games because I let a group die when I could have saved it. <<
Also, for those who don't get the Tanooki reference, here you go:

I Tenuki
When my opponent places a stone
I gaze in shock; awe; stunned surprise
And I simply tenuki
The stones, they're surely alive
They can thrive without further help
And thus; I simply tenuki
My opponent cocks an eyebrow
My moves frazzle his befuddled mind
He doesn't like to tenuki
So he tries to capture my stones
Wait- I think I made a mistake
Because he doesn't like to tenuki
So my stones are spiraling; Almost dead
They're crying; they're sighing; they're dying
But I'm addicted to the simple tenuki
The game is long over and moreover
I feel like a fool wearing a Tanooki suit
So I simply tenuki
Also, for those who don't get the Tanooki reference, here you go:

I Tenuki
When my opponent places a stone
I gaze in shock; awe; stunned surprise
And I simply tenuki
The stones, they're surely alive
They can thrive without further help
And thus; I simply tenuki
My opponent cocks an eyebrow
My moves frazzle his befuddled mind
He doesn't like to tenuki
So he tries to capture my stones
Wait- I think I made a mistake
Because he doesn't like to tenuki
So my stones are spiraling; Almost dead
They're crying; they're sighing; they're dying
But I'm addicted to the simple tenuki
The game is long over and moreover
I feel like a fool wearing a Tanooki suit
So I simply tenuki



