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It's so very important to pay attention to the Daily Mail and other sites controlled by Rupert Murdoch (like this one:
http://www.news.com.au/national-news/gl ... 6720435324).
Because he's so rich, he must be smarter than everyone else and he knows much more about everything than scientists do! We're so lucky that he altruistically uses his worldwide media assets to spread the good message about how we're being manipulated by scientists with a communist agenda. He's a real hero. A freedom fighter (but not a commie one, of course!).
If he chose to, he could exploit his media control for the benefit of his investments in the fossil fuel industry, but he wouldn't do that, because he's a good and honest man. We can prove he's a good and honest man because he could make more money by doing that, but he doesn't! We know for sure that he doesn't because he's a good and honest man.
Also, I don't like the idea that climate change could be real and that I might have to change my lifestyle! Those scientists are real downers. Can you believe they
tried to say that I was descended from monkeys? I find that incredibly offensive and presumptuous! It's great that good old Rupert is making those pesky scientists go away so that I can get back to eating polar bear foie gras in my RV!
Another important fact. We have a cure for cancer that's 100% effective! Because it's so simple, it has no side effects!

But the government doesn't want you to know about it!!1
Oh yes, link!
http://technorati.com/lifestyle/article ... -has-been/I think it must be absolutely true because it's on the internet, but I'll just double check with Rupert first, OK?
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