Dear Class,
Your professor has just received a prestigious award from the highest authority in this field. I quote:
SmoothOper wrote:Aha, you read my mind!
I will deliver a plenary lecture in commemoration of this momentous occasion.
SmoothOper wrote:So what you are saying is that, there are books about 3-5 or 5-4 and chapters in books that I would like to read, but I haven't, because I will be judged by the quality of my hoshi handicap games
The most logical interpretation of this statement is that the Smooth Operator would like to read about 3-5 and 5-4, but has not done so because his time is limited and he is using that time to read about the 4-4 so that he can win games where a lot of 4-4s are placed. Again, we see that the Smooth Operator is a very competitive species, who feels so trapped by the need to win that he would rather read about the stuff that he hates rather than the stuff he that interests him.
SmoothOper wrote:against supposedly "stronger" players, who just happen to prefer black on 4-4 points,
Again, we see that the Smooth Operator displays signs of insecurity. He places the word "stronger" in quotation marks to indicate that he is unwilling to accept that strength in go is determined by the ability to win.
Bonus (interdisciplinary studies): We may analyze the sociological phenomena that led to this insecurity. Go players, while generally a cordial group, includes a vocal minority of immature youngsters who are desperate to use the 19x19 grid to figuratively shout "I am a lion! Hear me roar!" From this we may conjecture that the Smooth Operator may be someone who is considered intelligent in his own field of expertise and has had his pride wounded by this pack of wannabe lions. I would recommend that he travel in a properly shielded go safari cart the next time, but the damage may be permanent.
SmoothOper wrote:and that if I try alternate opening and lose, I will be compelled to play additional handicap placed stones in subsequent games, so will never have an opportunity to develop alternate openings, unless I play online far away from AGA rules.
Now, I would like the non-scholarly members of the audience to focus their attention on this phrase so that I can introduce them to one of the key methodologies of study in our field. Like a naturalist deducing the wild coyote's diet from its droppings or the ornithologist doing the same for an owl by dissecting its pellet, we can discover more facts about this mysterious species called SmoothOper from this statement. More details about this groundbreaking discovery can be found in my forthcoming paper "The Hidden Logic of Illogical Arguments".
Clue #1: SmoothOper is aware that he can play online to avoid handicap games.
Clue #2: SmoothOper's offline playing options seem to enforce AGA rules and handicaps.
Clue #3: SmoothOper continues to be frustrated by handicap stones despite the availability of online play.
Conclusion: There is something that makes SmoothOper avoid online play. This is where I call upon the brilliant minds sitting in the audience to suggest hypotheses to be tested. It could be that internet access is limited in SmoothOper's neck of the woods. However, we see that he can post on L19, so perhaps his internet connection is not reliable enough for live play. Perhaps he is unaware of sites like OGS-nova, where he can play correspondence games and challenge stronger players on the ladder to EVEN games and the stronger player must accept. Correction: Please put quotation marks around the word "stronger", as is the convention for scholarly works in this field. This seems like a reasonable hypothesis, but this field is one in which "reasonable" is often just red herring.
We must never stop at the reasonable. We must continue to push the envelope of unreasonable hypotheses! For science! Perhaps Smooth Operators will avoid online play even when a reliable Internet connection is available. Perhaps Smooth Operator is Julian Assange, and transmitting WikiLeaks documents using the go board as an encryption device. This results in him playing unconventional openings/moves that lead him to lose. Smooth Operator values the freedom of information and resistance to tyranny more than winning, but he is annoyed that each transmission makes his handicap going up.
Again, this time just for my colleagues in the field of Smooth Operator Studies. I am #1! Neener neener neener.
SmoothOper wrote:Aha, you read my mind!
PS: I think I am nearly sobered up now. Oh god, what the heck was I on? I might as well post what I already typed, though. I apologize to anyone offended by my posts.