PHP help wanted

[Joaz Banbeck]

3/22/2019: Please ignore this post.

[admin]

We may need some programming help. Starting salary will be the same as an admin.

Please PM me.

[/admin]

[SpongeBob]

PHP programming needs far more education than admin tasks. In order to attract those rare talents, I think you should make that:

"Starting salary will be twice an admin's salary."

[Bantari]

PHP programming needs far more education than admin tasks. In order to attract those rare talents, I think you should make that:

"Starting salary will be twice an admin's salary."

I think it depends what the admin salary is. If the money is good enough... you'll attract people.
So... how much are we talking about here? Or is it a secret?

[ez4u]

PHP programming needs far more education than admin tasks. In order to attract those rare talents, I think you should make that:

"Starting salary will be twice an admin's salary."

I think it depends what the admin salary is. If the money is good enough... you'll attract people.
So... how much are we talking about here? Or is it a secret?

Well, looking at L19's revenue model I doubt 1X or 2X matters...

[Bonobo]

[..]

Well, looking at L19's revenue model I doubt 1X or 2X matters...

Mh… methinks there IS a difference between one beer and two beers.

[schultz]

[..]

Well, looking at L19's revenue model I doubt 1X or 2X matters...

Mh… methinks there IS a difference between one beer and two beers.

I...I can't tell if this is going over people's heads or everyone is just in on the joke... Do I speak up and try to help? Or am I just making a fool of myself?!

<insert math joke about multiplying by a certain number where the final output doesn't change>

[Bonobo]

[..]

<insert math joke about multiplying by a certain number where the final output doesn't change>

Heh I’d also at first thought about that joke but then thought I’d faintly remember some donation request and poll about how to use the donations, and I (just as faintly) remembered that there was some talk about a beer and a pizza or something for the admin

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I mean, IF it was that certain number then JB could have offered triple the amount, no?

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[Joaz Banbeck]

It is only double. We're saving the third beer as a performance bonus, to be awarded if the programmer actually fixes the 'connection timed out' bug.

[xed_over]

It is only double. We're saving the third beer as a performance bonus, to be awarded if the programmer actually fixes the 'connection timed out' bug.

but is this a php bug? or a sql db bug? (or some combination).

personally, I suspect the database.

[schultz]

It is only double. We're saving the third beer as a performance bonus, to be awarded if the programmer actually fixes the 'connection timed out' bug.

but is this a php bug? or a sql db bug? (or some combination).

personally, I suspect the database.

That's always been my suspicion, too. That and/or some combination with the datacenter and how they admin the db server(s).

[oiseaux]

As said, if you're getting a 552 error, there could be many possible reasons as the server is rejecting the connection mid-request. Anything from a DB issue, PHP, http server or even a cron job could be an issue - so I would recommend perhaps changing your request to a LAMP developer (assuming that linux, apache, php and mysql are indeed the technologies being used here), in order to find your successful candidate more easily. Good luck!

[macelee]

I am no expert in this area. But has the admin checked the log files? There must be some clues in the log files.

[goTony]

It is only double. We're saving the third beer as a performance bonus, to be awarded if the programmer actually fixes the 'connection timed out' bug.

A performance bonus an excellent motivator!

[angliknight4]

I have experience in coding PHP, but I can't commit because I'm currently under contract.

If theres anything I could help (coding questions), don't hesitate to ask me.

[virre]

If style in need hit me up. I of course also work, but can help a bit in the weekend.

The 552 relates to server setup mostly. Might also be a bit of a phpBB clunkiness issues.